we obviously don't give a shit about this site.

Dub Bear Himself Music Video

Two New LPs to Be Out Thanksgiving Weekend!

We're printing a very limited release of two different albums from Swands of Zapan.

LP 1 will include:

Side 1:
Shit Kicked to the Curb
Glass Stones, Brick Houses

Side 2:
Dub Bear Himself
Big Big Sound (Locked Groove at the End)

LP 2 will include:

Side 1:
Twenty Measures of Barley-meal Somewhere in the Odyssey
Ryan's Machine Kills Fatchicks

Side 2:
David Spayed (Locked Groove at the End)


All purchases of either LP will receive a free download code for the entire album (7 songs) upon purchase.

The cost for an 1 LP: $15 (Plus Shipping)
The cost for both LPs: $28 (Plus Shipping)

Or you can purchase the digital version by itself for $3 here at the Swands of Zapan Bandcamp.

To purchase please send an email to chugotmail@hotmail.com with the album you'd like to purchase.
There will be a money request sent to you via Paypal.

Swands of Zapan Die at Last Resort

DOWNLOAD @ MEDIAFIRE
Swands' final show on 06 / 05 / '10

DOWNLOAD OR LISTEN @ BANDCAMP
Swands' final show on 06 / 05 / '10

The last 3 songs didn't record,
but to sum up what happened:
we played the heaviest version of "Big Big Sound" ever.

We took off everything but our boxers,
and waited to play until everyone else did too.

Then as the song got to it's climax, we got completely naked.
Trashing around naked, a great way to send me off into New York.
Thanks to everyone that showed up and got naked with us.

Much Love,
Mitchell Ker

LIFE

1. Dub Bear Himself
2. Ryan's Machine Kills Fatchicks
3. Who's a Dog?
4. Twenty Measures of Barley Meal
5. David Spayed
6. Glass Stones, Brick Houses
7. Pueblos God
8. Shit's Kicked to the Curb
(Unrecorded)
9. Kiss the Stroke Lip
10.Big Big Sound

DEATH